Tag: bitch slap
group name: bitesomething
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March 27, 2008 01:15 AM EDT --
Y'all have noticed his absence, right? So where do you think he's been? (No fair giving real answers if you know.) By the way, I'm playing this game with his blessing, so guess away. And no, . . .
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September 08, 2008 09:08 AM EDT --
He'll probably stop by this afternoon, so if you want to say something nice to him, this is a good place to do it.
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September 30, 2008 04:14 PM EDT --
Okay.
Last night, when I opened my freezer, I found a can of refried beans sitting in the freezer door, right next to the ice cream.
After staring at it for a few seconds, I realized the chain of . . .
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April 15, 2008 07:29 PM EDT --
(Boston, MA, and the internet) The social networking site Gather, tired and frustrated with other, more popular sites getting all the attention, has made an unprecedented attempt to get itself featured . . .
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August 19, 2008 12:12 PM EDT --
This is Take 3, by the way. Gather's miserable "software" ate the first two attempts. Thanks ever so much, guys -- it's why this place is a third-rate MySpace knockoff on its best days. . . .
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August 17, 2008 12:53 PM EDT --
I stole him.
Seriously.
I lived in an old four-apartment house at the time, with next-door neighbors who were my best friends, an upstairs neighbor I kind of liked since he never bothered me and . . .
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August 25, 2008 09:29 AM EDT --
You know how it is. You're running around, trying to keep on schedule and get out the door, and you're three hours down the road before you remember something vital you didn't throw in the . . .
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September 02, 2008 03:08 PM EDT --
While I went on vacation, I had to board Spike so he wouldn't just sit around the house for a week, playing internet poker and watching kitty porn on Animal Planet. Oh, and so someone could feed him . . .
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August 17, 2008 11:51 AM EDT --
Tune in this week for Spike Week, featuring Spike stories, Spike games if I can come up with some, Spike trivia, Spike status updates (he's taking a nap right now), and other important Gather events . . .
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September 16, 2008 02:12 PM EDT --
So I'm goofing around on another site I love, and I found a link to a "Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator."
It tells you what your name would be, if Sarah Palin were your mother and gave . . .
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August 20, 2008 05:09 PM EDT --
Spike adores John in the way that a cat can only adore the person he doesn't live with, especially when he wants to show the person he does live with how awful she is by comparison. John gives Spike . . .
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August 23, 2008 01:51 PM EDT --
Ladies and gentlemen of Gather, I am pleased to announce that my three-legged cat, Spike, will be Barack Obama's running mate in the general election.
Spike has cordially accepted the Senator's . . .
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August 31, 2008 12:09 PM EDT --
John O. and I just got back from the beach and I have the sunburn and bankruptcy to prove it. It was worth the effort, though. Here are a few highlights if anybody out there is bored:
Wildlife. This . . .
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August 20, 2008 12:18 PM EDT --
If you were competing in the Olympics, would you consider yourself to be competing primarily for yourself or on behalf of your country?
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